The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!
I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.
by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023
Get the Wordle Taxmug. a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025
Get the tax write-off daymug. Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
by Pandacous December 1, 2023
Get the Phantom Taxmug. Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 8, 2024
Get the Phantom taxmug. The phrase “Fanum Tax” is derived from youtuber Fanum who is commonly made fun of for being fat and stealing other people’s food in designated percentage this is where the tern “Fanun Tax” was born. So Fanum Tax means stealing others food in small portions when they are eating
Man 1: “Bro look at this snack, it is delicious!”
Man 2: “Pay your Fanum Tax homie”
Man 1: “Fine.” *hands small portion of food
Man 2: “Pay your Fanum Tax homie”
Man 1: “Fine.” *hands small portion of food
by Ohio Fanum Tax Rizzler May 27, 2024
Get the Fanum Taxmug. by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020
Get the Taxmug. Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons
by 🅰️ February 2, 2025
Get the tax pitymug.