tank

The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet so the next person who uses it flushes out shit.

"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"

by lithos July 12, 2006

Tanked

To null an effect or attack with ease or minimal effort

Guy 1: bro' did you see that dragon ball super episode where jiren Tanked vegeta's final flash?
Guy 2: Ye man, they did him dirty.

by Toei Addict March 5, 2021

Tank

Armored Vehicle made to destroy other armored vehicles: not to be confused with and APC or Armored Car

"That's tank has a long barrel"
"And it's extra thick"
"And it blew up"

by Grinchblitzkreig May 16, 2020

nip tank

short for 'nipponese tankoubon';

chanspeak for manga volumes released in japanese.

"Did you know? Seven Seas got the license to Spirit Circle, they're localising it in a couple of months."

"nah, bought the nip tanks instead"

by dramapragmatist June 14, 2022

Nigger Tank

A tank you spam in the chat.

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Gypsy said send the Nigger Tank.

by JohnGulbani February 8, 2025

Timmy tank

A beautiful phrase created by a wonderful community of Timmy tankers online. Particularly abused by The Kingslayer, Ragnarhartwellgrimes, Dc tour guide and Robbstarkgoat: all disgusting little creatures who need a lobotomy. A Timmy tank was initially created by none other than the Kingslayer but has been adapted by his little minions over time. For example things such as the “Timmy tank engine” have been birthed to describe the word penis.

I’m off for a Timmy tank boys. Send Timmy tank material.

by The Timmy tickler April 7, 2024

Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.

$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"

by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017