When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

Bosnian Shoe Shine

Using a pair of severed feet, from a living or dead person, to give yourself a foot job.

Young Charles had an issue satisfying his foot fetish and finding women. He instead had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

Bosnian Shoe Shine

The act of utilizing severed feet, from either a living or deceased human, to give a foot job.

Charles had a massive foot fetish as well as issue meeting women. He thus had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

San Francisco rodeo spit shine

When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube

Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?

Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho

by Chkeni February 4, 2025

Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

Pawn shop blow job

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."

by MarlaSanger February 13, 2025

Counter clockwise spit shine

To rub the clit in a counter clockwise motion while spiting on it to give it that old timer shoe shine!!

He was right when he said id be cumming from just rubbing my clit after that counter clockwise spit shine

by bloodface696 June 14, 2025

When the sun shines on Rjukan

Meaning: Occurring with a very low frequency, suggesting that something is likely to happen only on exceptional occasions or not at all. It is used to describe an event or action that is close to not happening but is not entirely absent.

Example: "My application will be approved when the sun shines on Rjukan!"

by Ghostly404 June 20, 2025