signinist

Sign-in-ist (n)
A person who chooses not to create another online profile/account/password when prompted/requested for whatever reason but most commonly due to e-fatigue.
See also signinism (n)

A: Don't bother asking Jamie to sign up online - she's a signinist.

A: How long have you had signinism?
B: A month now. E-fatigue hit me so becoming a signinist was the logical next step.

A: Andy has become a signinist.
B: Really? I'd opt for signinism but to do my job, I need to be all over the net.

by Write on! August 16, 2016

Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.

"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."

by Glansolo December 29, 2016

sign hanger

The baddest mother fuckers to walk the job site. Their knowledge is infinite and their balls hang low.

That dude is a sign hanger

by Thejaeg January 1, 2017

significant booty call

A step above booty call but a step below significant other.

Are you going to hit up your sbc significant booty call this weekend

by Phantom712 January 4, 2017

Sign stealer

Usually a couple of friends stealing signs while one takes a video and then they all have to go to the police station. No parking signs are their favorite ones.

Man those sign stealers are so fucking amazing

by Sign stealer March 17, 2017

signalysis

The disease people have when they forget to use their turn signals.

That driver has a bad case of signalysis.

by Father Chime April 19, 2017

Signal Lights

the yellow lights on a car BMW drivers don't know the use for. they're made to let others know when you're about to change lanes or go into a corner

Audi driver: You fucking dick sucking cunt use your signal lights
BMW driver: use psychic powers you Audi driving fag

by Marcotine January 29, 2017