Sausage Straddler

A homosexual man

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"

by tbone69 August 22, 2008

Sausage Squatter

A Sauage squatter : A male who enjoys being on top during sex

: A gay male who enjoys stitting his lovers lap usually while nude.

Male 1: So what is Dave's type
Male 2: Oh Dave is a big Sausage squatter.

by Turtle Party January 3, 2022

Flimsy sausage

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode

My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

by _xParadoxical1 March 17, 2019

Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

Sausage Tossage

Copious amounts of semen.

Michael Cantrell sits in his office all day eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 7, 2018

sausage shuffler

Someone who shuffles too much cock.

"Hey did you know Louise is a sausage shuffler"

by big toes July 13, 2014

the SaUsaGe links

what you get to eat when you don't want the hardboiled egg

for the breakfast you get the pankcakes, the cranberry juice, and the SaUsaGe links.

by gloria the nutritionist June 28, 2010