Rusty Flanagan

Usually yellow in color, but vert creamy turd. Smells horrific.

Damn, did you smell the bathroom, Paige dropped a Rusty Flanagan.

by booskie562 October 23, 2008

Rusty Camel

A sexual act in which an ugly red headed person gives you oral pleasure and spits the ejaculatory fluid back onto you.

Johanna got so wasted last night and Rusty Cameled Drew

by Adam "Sneak Attack" Selby October 29, 2008

rusty quickshooter

the old guy in a mostly younger bar/club that creepily takes home the young girl so that he may pre-ejaculate in her

guy 1- "how did sarah get home last nite?"
guy 2- "i think that rusty quickshooter took her to his place"
guy 1- "oh, shes a skank"

by CNR123 August 29, 2009

Rusty Goblet of Fire

A Rusty Goblet of Fire is when your having anal sex with a girl/guy and right when your about to cum you stick it in their mouth then grab their hair and yank their head back causing them to gargle the cum in mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) and be having butt sex in order for this to be considered the Rusty Goblet of Fire.

Gee wiz Ron, I think I got tetanus from that Rusty Goblet of Fire you gave me last night.

by Harry Ilikeitinthebut July 9, 2010

Rusty Autoharp

The act of performing anilingus on one's girlfriend and simultaneously reaching around to stimulate her vaginal area by hand. Term derived from the "rusty trombone" as women are not equipped with a trombone-like appendage; moreover the originator of the term maintains that while they do not know how to play the autoharp, the term merely sounds hilarious.

Kenny was going down on me last night, then went to the back door and gave me a rusty autoharp!

by dirty-ass mofo November 6, 2010

Rusty 2x4

A gang bang situation involving four men, two women, and two simultaneous instances of double anal. Think of it as a possible byproduct of DVDA after adding one more chick.

Dude, why is Sandra walking with a limp?

She totally did a rusty 2x4 last night. Her asshole must hurt more than the stomach of a starving African that just ate a 5 course Thanksgiving dinner.

by seriouslyiamthesauceboss September 5, 2011

Rusty coin purse

When you bang a chick while she's on her period and your balls get all "rusty". Not to be confused with red wings which is when you eat a girl out on her period.

I fucked this ho last night and I didn't know she was on the rag til the next morning when I saw my rusty coin purse.

by Classickgirl77 November 26, 2013