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Right in the ATM

Act of putting in your card inside the ATM
Them: "Tell us how you lost your visa card"
Me: "Oh yea, one night I was with a friend and I took it out and I stuck it Right in the ATM and it got stuck"
by Ruby is epic July 11, 2021
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Right-Wrong

This is an astrological, biological and perhaps even a little chronological event that Princess Weirdo experiences. It happens on the occasional 2nd Tuesday of a specific month every decade and a half when there are both a solar and lunar eclipse simultaneously, hmmmmm.....not very often huh. Soooo when ALL that lines up in absolute perfection- THEN AND ONLY THEN can she experience a phenomenon known as the right-wrong. Such as maybe thinking Gregor was guilty of fuckery just before he went off to keistering school which he graduated magna cum laude by the way. We sure are proud of Gregor here on the 229. Princess Weirdo is sorry for all the many times she exclaimed, "fuck Gregor!" She didn't mean it. She was right-wrong.
PW-🎶you spin me right-wrong baby, like a record baby. Right right wrong wrong 🎶🎶

Gregor-PW I didn't do that. You're right-wrong..

PW-Oh ok Gregor. I accept your apology for making me think I was right when I was really right-wrong. You know it doesn't happen often.
by Princess Weirdo February 13, 2022
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Right off the Back

A phrase referring to a specific personal, social, or worldly event that an individual has experienced or observed in the past, and shares their memory of while in a conversation, or while reflecting on the significance that he/she knew at the time would create a long term and/or an unavoidable chain of events.
This term implies a strong sense of intuition from the observer, as well as some experienced time that has proven the significance of this event to be be truly valid.
(*Not to be confused with "Right off the bat", which typically refers to a quick and strong , but short lived response to an emotion or action.)
The first time I walked through her door, I knew right off the back that she would be the love of my life.

When I first read in the newspaper in 1991 that it the US invaded Iraq to defend Quwait, I knew off the back that it would start a chain of events that would pull the U.S. into a long term military engagement in the Middle East.
by Thisluckybear April 11, 2022
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right whinger

Somebody that believes that their way of life is under threat by minorities that have no interest in their sad way of life. People that make up examples of this that include ridiculous statements like "you cannot say Christmas anymore" when it is being posted literally everywhere.
So there I was sending out flyers to promote our Easter gathering when I got an email from a right whinger claiming that you cannot say 'easter' any more because of forruners. So I immediately halted the printer before I offended anybody else.
by AshTheFashBash June 12, 2022
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Right

You are so right!
You are so Alex!
by Pablanski December 22, 2022
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rightest

being more right then who your talking to
i am the rightest person right now
by lilfiji8 September 7, 2022
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Righteous Indignation Junkie

A term for what motivates a keyboard warrior (or moral grandstanding in general.)

Morality or ethics isn't the point. Genuine concern for the issue they're talking about, isn't the point. And social status/clout, doesn't quite cover their motivations either. Because this is a very specific kind of affirmation seeking.

People who are righteous indignation junkies today, are basically like a modern representation of the Salem Witch Trial crew...They've just exchanged their pitch forks for keyboards, and stake kindle for declarations of hardline"wokeness".

Just as some hivemind Salem dipshits, got a dopamine/neuroepinephrine rush, burning people at the stake back in the day (because they thought their actions were on the side of the angels)...Today's righteous indignation junkies are motivated by a similar chemical cocktail.

It's just that torture and public executions aren't a common pastime anymore, so that thirst for blood had to get a post-modern rebranding. That's what today's insincere moral outrage essentially is. Blood thirstiness channelled into a more socially acceptable package.
Have you ever come across someone who appears to constantly jump on the bandwagon of angry editorial headlines, without really knowing or caring about the topic at hand? Do all their posts have a tone of righteous indignation? Do they never talk about things that might improve a social issue (or things that are currently being done)? Does it appear like critical thinking is a foreign country in their brain? And everything they say is motivated by wanting to feel righteously indignant?

That's a righteous indignation junkie.
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
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