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Jesus queef

The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.
Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.
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snapper queef

When a lady farts out of her lady parts, sometimes causing lip flappage when it sneaks out the front. Can be quite ticklish, but ALWAYS funny.
After having Mexican food, BP had a major snapper queef at the house.
by H-bone 10 May 19, 2022
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Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky
by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011
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On the turn queef

The smell of a girls vagina after light or vigorous exercise
Dude, get Mavis to run round the block a few times and make sure her queef is on the turn .. On the turn queef like licking the tip of a battery
by Kyan Ray March 29, 2015
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Mac N' Queef

mac n queef is when someone queefs/farts in your mac n' cheese!!
by daytt May 20, 2018
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Bubble gum burp queef

During the act of sex, The man starts to chew bubble gum then immediately chugs a Coke, you then pull out, burp in her vagina and then seal it with the bubble gum. The burp then causes her to queef , causing her to blow a bubble with the gum.
Bro, I burped in this chicks vagina and then sealed it with that gum you gave me. She queefed and made a bubble gum burp queef!
by Squealing turtle February 26, 2020
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master queef

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009
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