public bathroom

1.A completely wet room located in stores. All the stalls' doors are bashed in like Jean Claude Van Damme was in there. The most disgusting things are written in there. And there is always a girls phone number on the wall.

2.A six foot tall guy in a bunny suit

Look at this cockmuffin!!!

by mIKE mURRAY is gay October 15, 2003

Pulling A Josh

While fingering a girl, you go too far North into the pee hole, and then too far South into the asshole, then the girl asks you to stop, resulting in people heckling you throughout your whole life and not ever being able to get a girlfriend. EVER.

Where is it, Oh no I'm Pulling A Josh.

Person A: Dude.. did you hear about the guy who pulled a Josh last night?
Person B: Yea man, I heard she had to tell him to stop
Person A: Man he is not going to forget this for the rest of his life

by Wazian February 16, 2008

Pulling the Padge

To Masturbate

He walked in on my pulling the padge

by TimCook May 14, 2021

Pulling a Tyn

A term made popular in the online browser based MMORPG Bootleggers. Commonly used when a player, usually of a high status, dies while attempting to kill a player of inferior status, due to lack of experience and/or lack of situational awareness.

Take your time, you don't want to end up pulling a Tyn.

by Burger December 20, 2016

Pullin' a Palin

Quitting after realizing you can't withstand basic criticisms and complications of the job you have.

1. "I hear Dave was Pullin' a Palin at his new job after his boss yelled at him for being late all week."

2. "Sarah Palin was facing numerous ethics probes and public insults. Since she doesn't have the fortitude or commitment to fulfill her post as a state governor under such common scrutinizing, she announced the other day that she was Pullin' a Palin. It's a good thing she wasn't the Vice President at the time."

by RetardTrig July 12, 2009

Publix

Publix is a Supermarket controlled by malicious, high school degree-bearing managers and their 8th grade graduate assistants. Focusing on customer service, sincere workmanship, and a happy fucking omnipresent smile , Publix is the epitome of the communist crown. While proclaiming to go to any lengths to protect their associates or assist a customer, managers smile deviantly behind their coke-bottle glasses, knowledgeable to the fact that they'll rake in the cash for a "deed" completed, while in actuality completing nothing.Periodically, a monstrous quarter raise is awarded to the prick with unwavering slavery and solitude to the institution. Thus, next time you walk into your local Publix,take satisfaction in your surroundings. Indulge yourself in the fact that you have entered an establishment where a high school degree reigns supreme to a four year degree;where a disabled individual with Turet's probably makes more than you, and where rabid managers exploit their associates and their dignity to thieve you of your very last penny.

I was at Publix last night buying Trojans, and the manager approached me and requested I take off my pants. I complied, and received a coupon for a blowjob from an autistic bagger.

by you_wishunew July 2, 2008

Pulling a Duck

When you sucessfully convince a person you met online to fly, at her expence, to see you for a booty call.

He is "the man", there he goes Pulling a Duck again.

by umm_mickey April 26, 2006