gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

Winnie the pooh

Is a security guard slang term for some one who shits on the street or in the building.

"We got a winnie the pooh outside the emergency exit door in section 3"

by Shovellovingcarl December 20, 2017

Whinny the Pooh

A stuffed-animal-inspired fictional horse with Very Little Brain; he is an equestrian-species cousin to Eeyore The Donkey.

Horses aren't known for liking honey all that much, so perhaps Whinny the Pooh likes rich-tasting alfalfa and sugar-cubes?

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Scoochie ur poochie

If u have sex with someone and their dick is too long

Stop. Scoochie ur poochie out of the way

by Scoochie November 16, 2020

Alex Hoochie Poochie

An Alex Hoochie Poochie, is someone named Alex Gooch that has a massive penis

Wow! he must be an Alex Hoochie Poochie

by OfficialFoundingFathers December 4, 2020

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A slang term used by Subway Surfer Tiktok to describe your c00chi3 la p00chi3

Me and my friend were in school and we were on our periods, our teachers were being mean to use so we got up onto the top of our tables and shot our period blood at him from our "cazalaca calaca poochalum's"

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021