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prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches
Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie
by prancingponyman October 11, 2019
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Pony Pull Take Down

Straight grabbing a girl by her pony tail, or hair in general, and putting her where you want; can be combined with follow up moves (similar to a Mortal Kombat combo, e.g. Pony pull take down to a throat throttle)
Example 1: Jake was walking out in the sunshine the other day and saw a blonde 10 that he had to have so he approached and proceeded with a pony pull take down to a throat throttle.

Example 2: Louis decided it was a good day to go out and get some more travel points on his credit card by purchasing a Nuru massage. On his way, he came across a double D bubble butt that he g-string snapped followed by a pony pull take down to a cum all over her D’s.

Example 3: Hayden was out giving the sobriety thing a try sucking down his 6th iced tea because his friend let him know he’s doing a 90-day detox while he was sipping on a Mai Tai from a beach somewhere. A tight bodied bikini babe walked by after snorkeling and when she removed her goggles Hayden proceeded to pony pull take down to the ground followed by a little additional buss in her eyes.

Example 4: Paul was fixing the ceiling fan when the doorbell rang. It was Girl Scouts selling cookies with their pack leader - a fresh out of college cheerleader that needed some discipline, so Paul dismissed the troops and did a pony pull take down on that cheerleader to a pony tail ceiling fan tie off to the finger blast or ass spank on each revolution guessing game to a buss in the pussy and finished the job by buying 2 boxes of lemon cookies and sending cheerleader back to her troops.
by kingkongbingbongdingdong September 23, 2022
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Mangione the Pony

Not to be confused with The Italian Stallion, Mangione the Pony is any punk that sheds blood; gets caught (even though he thought he was smart); and spends the rest of his days in Rikers (or the like) getting ridden raw by the worst hombres imaginable.
We used to call William "Bill," but that was before he kicked somebody else's bucket without asking: Now, he's simply one more Mangione the Pony.
by dashcalabash December 19, 2024
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pony

Someone who lacks social spine, or, someone who tries to act out against the rest of the group. someone who is a general annoyance.
by devon9998 September 3, 2022
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Safeway Pony

They rode us like a kid with a pocket full of pennies on a Safeway Pony.
by davvvo March 4, 2019
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peasants without ponies

a band. an amazing band. their music is as yet undefined. but it truly is mind blowing.
i listened to some "peasants without ponies" last night. jeez it was good.
by peasantwithoutpony December 12, 2008
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Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
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