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paris catacomb

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner's cavity (be it vagina or anus).

The irregular protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since your partner's vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is not light, and the environment is most, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Kevin: "Yo, Alex... that French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak"

Alex: "Why, dude?"

Kevin: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacombs on her"

Alex: "Neat, dude!"
by Krakaphoon January 27, 2018
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paris

A cute fluffy dog in love with pink and diamonds. She only eats the most extravagant meals and sweets. All in all paris is a perfect creation of God.
by Don't ask I'm a secret February 2, 2018
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Paris Catacomb

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.

Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "

Alex: "Why?! "

Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "

Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "

Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
by Krakaphoon February 3, 2018
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parisare

parisare is a dish and variant of hamburgers consisting of a thick sausage cut into centimeter tuna slices, grilled and served between hamburger bread. Common accessories are mustard, ketchup and bostongurka. The Parisian is most common in street cakes and in northern Sweden.
i love parisare it's realy good. more people should try it.
by Ekoene February 3, 2018
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Paris

Paris is a pretty cute loving girl . She has alot if feelings in her so dont get her madd somtimes she takes things personal beacuse she been threw alot but dont take her as a joke she will be nice if your nice to her. She will keep your secreats if u keep hers paris is more than that
by Daymaker love April 3, 2018
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Paradise Jizz

If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.
My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.
by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018
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Paris Fever

For some reason Asians can get a condition called Paris Fever

It is a great urge to go on vacation in Paris (or just France) for a week, but after like 2 days they get bored and homesick.
Asian: I really wanted to go to Paris this Christmas week and see the Eiffel tower.

B: No don't waste your money you just have Paris Fever.
by Statical May 22, 2018
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