sick man jones

when one of yor friends or someone you know, has just done something mad/disgusting/undescribable/brave.
1-"cant beileve he just punched that black man in the face!"
2-"yeh that boy is one sick man jones"
1-"get me"
by alien-one-glove August 26, 2005
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dallas ed jones

A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.
Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!
by Greenbay rules May 19, 2018
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Charlie-Jones-ing

1. When you have an uncontrollable urge to receive a Charlie horse.

2. When you tell every girl you went to high school with that you love them.
He has been Charlie-Jones-ing for the last few months and is practically begging to get punched.
by ASUmike January 12, 2021
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Bridget Jones Breakdown

When you look at your love life ( and other aspects) and realise how shit it is .

Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.
I had a major Bridget Jones Breakdown last night , I had at least 4 bottles.
by Whitewomensyndrone January 13, 2016
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jogger j jones

Someoneone you know and used to describe a situation of fast movement. also can be used as a holla to friends across a room,
alright jogger J, jogger J jones whats happening..JOGGER J!!
by PAINEM03 March 13, 2009
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Penis face Jones

Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.
Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.
by Pigknucks April 09, 2021
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Alun Wyn Jones

What do you think of Alun Wyn Jones?
Basically God
by Stuffed Courgette October 08, 2019
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