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David Blanus

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.
That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!
by Ligs March 1, 2019
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David Diaz

A real hottie likes girls with the name Jiselle. He loves football and basketball. He’s pretty popular. He has the cutest smile ever!!!!
by Alana14 March 5, 2019
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Dammit David

An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.
Aw man, it's raining again. Dammit David!
by Chadouken June 9, 2019
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david vielma

A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.
david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot
by aminomemecicle October 15, 2017
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david correa

The greatest teacher ever because he is very understanding is a caring open minded encouraging person who tells you to never give up,no matter how hard life makes it for you,he will understand and make whatever he can easier for you.
by Precious Warrior December 12, 2017
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david baker

A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.
david baker: Where's my husbando pillow?
by wavyfleet March 3, 2017
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David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018
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