The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me how this girl gave him The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the chrome off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Ol’ Creamy mints

When your about to splooge in someone’s mouth and they have already mouthwash in.

Man…last night we got back from dinner and the wife wanted to keep it fresh and sexy, so I gave her the ol’ creamy mints.

by MXKULTRA November 26, 2024

the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.

Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!

by Official Flav December 4, 2024

The good ol razzle dazzle

The good ol razzle dazzle is when you take a girl to someplace and y’all just make out basically

Guy 1:Stfu
Girl 1:Make me
Guy1:Bet you getting the good ol razzle dazzle

Now your seeing the two making out in a corner

by Scaryboi October 25, 2019

Ol Radio Dial

The act of simultaneously twisting a titty and a clit

Tyreek Hill gave his wife the Ol Radio dial after discussing a postnuptial agreement

by Serial Butt Sniffer September 9, 2025

The Ol' Buffalo

2 people suck a man's nipples and the person that's sucking the right nipple punches the man in the balls as they suck

Hey, grandpa's sleeping let's give him "The Ol' Buffalo".

by NavySquid06 January 23, 2025

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025