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sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.
Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.
by Burning Wolf July 6, 2016
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swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo
Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage
by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016
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Sausage-Flipper

1. An innuendo pertaining to spatula fetish. Usually has to do with breakfast-like sex.
2. A very derogatory and offensive term for homosexual males, or woman nymphomaniacs. But no one cares about that facet of the definition.
1a: I totally flipped his sausage yesterday, we scrambled eggs, fried bacon, and fluffed eachother's pancakes. It was beautiful.
1b: His egg whites poured all over my face me as I flipped the sausage, I moaned, 'MoOORE CHOLESTEROLLL'
1c: How would you like your sausage? Flipped, or brown?

2: Goddamn sausage-flipper!
by The Cat's Leotards May 28, 2005
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Giant Sausage

the most amazing person on xbox live.
she rapes at gears of war and gets head shots with the shotgun all the time.
her best friend is Stronger and when she runs you over on halo 3 with a banshee you'll laugh at what the bottom left hand corner has to say when you die.
"yo, that giant sausage just splattered me on halo with the banshee"

"i love that xbox live whore Giantsausage. she makes my head explode on gears."
by GiantSausage January 20, 2009
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retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked
"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"
by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015
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Saber Sausage

Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.
The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.
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Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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