Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

key krack

shit on some boys keyboard and than squish it into the keys

I just did a key krack on lewis!

by ozmosis25 March 11, 2018

Kei-le-ot

Kei-le-ot is a chinese american name for a newspaper in new york. It was named after keileot jiambbnong who made the first news paper.

Kei-le-ot was in the newspaper

by Ho ying mrs spooner May 11, 2018

Sticky keys

You masterbate so hard the cum shot landed on your key broad.

Guy1:"I was jerking off and a cum shot landed on my key board"
Guy2:"ha you got sticky keys"

by Max and toast February 18, 2017

key rage

When you rage on a keyboard so hard it brakes.

Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!

Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.

by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017

pants key

A really nice vehicle, that is used to pick up women and act as the "key" to their pants.

We got my 1965 Ford Galxie 500 XL all fixed up and shiny, that thing is a total pants key!

Damn, that thing is a pants key.

by H1N1777 July 3, 2016

FPS Key

A money whore companys way of making you able to play BO3.

You must acquire this item from supply crates.

"Wanna play BO3?"
"No I don't have an FPS Key"
"Fucking idiot, learn how to become lucky"

by Aqolloz June 27, 2016