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Total Job

When one individual gives both a blow job and hand job to another individual, typically a woman to a man, but can vary.
Jane gave Harry a Total Job the other day.
by Benevolio December 1, 2006
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Grim Job

1. The name for a person who has a Mohawk and comes from Leeds
2. The name for a person who acts like a twat to his mates
3. An adjective for a really bad rim job
1. "What time is it Grim Job?"
"Ten -tut- three!"
2. I'm off now, I'm not gonna stick around after my lectures
3. You farted!!
by Tevage March 28, 2009
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Flip Job

A woman so unattractive that when a man is having sex with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.
We were watching The Heat, one of my buddy's asked me if I would ever do Melissa McCarthy? I said that I could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.
by Rye guy in the fly high November 25, 2014
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Sob Job

The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.
We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.
by Karatherealbitch May 15, 2013
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Bro-Job

Bro-Job
When two heterosexual males suck each other off for fun
Brandon and Uri were bored, so they gave each other a Bro-job to pass the time.
by TroyBoy666 October 6, 2019
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Jiggle Job

a masturbation technique used by overweight men. it involves placing ones erect penis upward under a fat fold and then shaking ones hips and shoulders in order to create enough friction to ejaculate onto ones own stomach fold. extremely offensive to observe or mentally picture.
1) you so fat, u able to give yoself a jiggle job!
2) hank was at work the other day, and i swear he gave himself a jiggle job cause he had this wet mark around his belly button
by whitediddy January 8, 2009
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Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)
Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.
by Droppin Gs in my Pants December 19, 2011
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