Jared

The man that stole Wilbur's waman

In 'Your New Boyfriend' by Wilbur Soot/Will Gold; he sung the lyrics "Yeah I've met Jared- (of course I've met Jared)".

by sleepyhead<3 October 11, 2021

jaredsadoormat

Jaredsadoormat is an amazing tiktoker that has over 1000 followers!!

Jaredsadoormat is funny go follow them on tiktok or else.

“Do you follow jaredsadoormat on tiktok?” “..no?”

by j3w3ly October 11, 2021

jaredsadoormat

One of my favorite mutuals 🤞
Like if you’re not mutuals with her, what are you even doing. So lame if your not😒👊

Imagine not being mutuals with jaredsadoormat, how lame

by Wilburish October 11, 2021

Jared

19 and illiterate

“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”

by Step-daddy October 18, 2021

Jared

Jared is a name of people who are huge pussy bitches that i will fuck anything they see. They are worthless pieces of shit and look like dead rats.

That’s that Jared cunt aye

by Shakeyy627 October 19, 2021

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

Jared

This name is given to those who a Lil peepee piss boy

“Oh yeah that’s Jared, he’s my lil peepee piss boy. My lil bottom boy bitch. He’s a lil twink boy.”

by Alivo Jones November 21, 2021