The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"

by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023

Carli x Jayson

The best ship ever. Carli is a smart but shy girl but can be eccentric at times. She thinks she's stupid and overthinks too much. Jayson is a straight forward Straight A student quite like Carli. People say Jayson can be scary at times. Jayson helps Carli overcome her fears and enjoy other parts of life even though they are both introverts.

Person A: What's your favorite ship?
Person B: Carli x Jayson!

by Local_711 June 18, 2022

Jason Aldean Cake

Face Sex. Actual Sex of the face.

"dudes i had some Jason ALdean CAke for brefast"-lady
"Woha lucky girl"-other dudes

by AWSUMNN KEFFA November 6, 2010

Jason

An incredibly talented and handsome young man who is quintessential in character. Jason is daring, witty, and has incredibly large muscles, allowing him to lift over a hundred children at once with a single hand. He is also very popular and loved by many. I'm not sure how many people love him, but I would have to guess it is around seven... thousand. Jason is very outgoing and easy to befriend because he is accepting of everyone.

Jason: -and then the Ethiopian asked God "Please send help!"
Person 1: Wow Jason is so cool I wish I could be friends with him
Person 2: Just go ask him, he is so accepting

*Person 1 goes to ask Jason to be his friend*

Jason: Get the fuck away from me you ugly gay nigger faggot, you look like a broken glass eating fat fuck Jew gook ass spick faggot diseased cow anus. I would never be friends with a retard like you.

Person 1 was found the next morning hanging in his room.

by child predator May 25, 2016

Jason Nash

a man who won't see his kids for a long time. he only got fame from a kid in his twenties. he wanted to get with his ex wife but he is now with a former stripper, trisha paytas. his parents are also dead.

Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol

by the.acid.is.kicking.in October 28, 2018

Jasson

Jasson is awsome jasson is cool

Jasson cant even get a test or a win a game. For example stank bootey ass boi. Jassonis better than all at school he nerd

by Imboutroastyou92627 March 15, 2019