Tank and Leigha

A love that will burn for all time, but was tragically cut short by fear and panic. There is nothing Leigha could do to cause Tank to hate her. His love is the purest, truest, most honest form of absolute devotion, heart, mind, and soul. Tanks desire to be by Leighas side as they shuffle along this mortal coil. Come the end of their journey, Tanks wish to lay next to their soulmate until the sun swells and swallows the earth, and finally casts off its shell where their atoms might drift among the stars for eternity.

Leighas are sometimes confused by Tanks. Tanks sometimes cant figure out how to say what they mean how they mean it. Miscommunications will happen between the two. However, there is not a power in this universe or any other that could ever inspire a Tank to harm a Leigha. Tanks will suffer in grinning sorrow to see Leigha happy. There may be many stories written about this kind of love, and while many covet it they will never truely experience it. Where it comes to Tank and Leigha these stories are if anything too tame to describe what exists between them.
Person 1: Did you see him? He is absolutely destroyed....

Person 2: yeah...that is that Tank and Leigha kind of love. When its gone, it rips a part of you out and leaves you broken in ways most cannot understand....
by ThereIsSoMuchYouDontKnow December 25, 2024
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tanks yuo

by Anonymous April 18, 2003
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Italian Tanks

Italian shitboxes that were deployed on the battlefields during World War II, notably lacking in firepower, armor, and overall effectiveness compared to their german counterparts. Despite their limitations, Italian tanks such as the Fiat M13/40 and the Carro Armato series were deployed on various fronts, including North Africa and the Mediterranean, where they often faced formidable adversaries but struggled to make significant impacts due to their design flaws and inferior performance.
-Did you grind the Italian tech tree in War Thunder?

-Nah, I don't wanna deal with those Italian Tanks
by tf is a pseudonym?? February 12, 2024
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean March 05, 2016
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean March 05, 2016
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running tank

The act of distributing nitrous oxide from a nitrous oxide tank into balloons and selling those balloons to hippies who inhale them and get high....the person who owns the nitrous tank and is making the money by selling the balloons is the one who is "running tank".
John was running tank all night last night, he made like 4,000 dollars.
by woof9 April 26, 2010
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Gambling the gas tank

When you see how far you can go on E without running out of gas.
I was gambling the gas tank so long my 16 gallon tank took 16.7
by Dr.N3 December 08, 2010
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