Little Tank

Asher

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024

Slag Tank

A rather large 4x4 SUV that's driven by some who's using their phone and doing makeup in the mirror all whilst being completely oblivious to what the vehicle is designed to do. In areas such as London it's referred to as a Chelsea Tractor

Look at that bell end in the slag tank updating her instagram live whilst driving. What a cu*t

by Johnsyschannel March 24, 2022

Tiger Tank

The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.

Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED

by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022

Tanks in Manayunk

A sarcastic term used to highlight the absurdity of an implausible rumor spread by social media, group chats, and misinformed family members.

“I heard that the President will be declaring war on Canada and enacting martial law in all major cities by 8pm tomorrow night.”

“Yeah…and I heard there are Tanks in Manayunk.”

by Karen_Knows_Best April 10, 2025

to tank

To fail utterly, completely, and in public view.

To tank or not to tank? Was that the question?

by Withsticks August 4, 2020

Tank

IT'S NOT A CAR ARRAN SCREW YOU

The Chinese protesters were blown up by tanks

by Sjsjsisi August 19, 2021

Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.

Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.

by Cxrter January 3, 2017