Men

Not boys, men. The gentlemen, the soft, deep hearted people. Don’t hurt them, they just want to make you feel happy. They will love you so well. Itll be your best relationship with them. If you have a friend thats a man, a gentlemen, dont loose that friend because he will be the sweetest and the funniest person ever. I love gentlemen and i think there should be more of them. Opening doors for you, buying flowers unexpectedly for you, random compliments, texts first, being non-sexual, not calling girls bitches, being careful with you, gentlemen. How i love gentlemen.

Girl: Ugh im tired of these boys. Where are the real men??
Man: I can treat you right. I promise. <3 💐

by Mamazzzz April 16, 2023

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Men Disorder

When men dont have a sexual attraction to you/ liking you/ having a crush on you.

i have a Men Disorder

by LucifersBitch April 30, 2020

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Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019

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National Men Day

Every man becomes the President

It's National Men Day

by pokelover1010 November 29, 2022

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C-Men

The rip-off version of X-Men but with a lot more members including:
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new series C-Men, it's like a ripoff of X-men

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The creamy white stuff inside your mouth

by GMN11 July 1, 2022

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