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wall bumming

Standing in a corridor (at school/work etc) with your back against a wall and using your bum to push yourself away from the wall, and using it to cushion your return to the wall. Can be used to pass the time while waiting for a class to begin/person to arrive. Is closely related to bum walling.
1) Hey dude, you are so late. I've been wall bumming for the last five minutes.
2) I was wall bumming for so long i marked the wall.
by Steve September 2, 2005
mugGet the wall bummingmug.

bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.
"We need a show that will put bums in seats."
by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006
mugGet the bums in seatsmug.

nappy bum

Someone who has a large bum & in pants looks like they are wearing a nappy.
Equivelent to a females ghetto booty
look that at that boys bum in those jeans, now thats a nappy bum!
by hemmmm May 24, 2011
mugGet the nappy bummug.

Bookstore bum

A person who regularly spends several hours inside a bookstore without the intention of ever buying anything.

The most despicable behaviors of a bookstore bum include but are not limited to: pulling umpteen magazines off the rack and getting oily disgusting fingers on most pages then leaving every molested book and magazine adrift, reading in the prone position in the middle of an aisle, and wasting away sleeping in a chair that was provided for actual customers.
Actual bookstore customer: "I would love to take a look down the non-fiction section but there is a grown man sprawled out in the aisle like a child while reading Harry Potter. They've got to do something about these bookstore bums!"
by JMoney2000 May 15, 2014
mugGet the Bookstore bummug.

Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.
Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!
by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016
mugGet the Bum trumpetmug.

bum clitty

When one is dora the explorer for the rectum
you shall stumble upon the bum clitty
Mmmmm (;
Get thou bum clitty out yerr skanky hoe bag (;
by Anal Explorer February 17, 2008
mugGet the bum clittymug.

Bum Squid

by John Broderico February 10, 2007
mugGet the Bum Squidmug.

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