As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
by crossedcords February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Just a kid that makes stuff June 4, 2020
Get the Historymug. to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by Buddha311 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by norobuxmeansimsad309194134 March 31, 2022
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