Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.
"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
by GdragonBEmyhusband September 04, 2016
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Hipster Repellent

Anything from the 80's. Hipsters will flee from sex drugs and rock n roll.
Try AC/DC , Bon Jovi or Loverboy as your personal hipster repellent.
by theropingeffect August 14, 2016
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Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013
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Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.
Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.
by pianoman682 May 12, 2013
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Hipster Tilt

Wearing a full brim hat tilted up in the front such that the hairline is exposed.
The concert was good, but there was so much hipster tilt that I couldn’t see the stage.
by Otownhipster October 15, 2019
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hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.
"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."
by EmuOperative October 01, 2021
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vape hipster

A vape hipster always has new, uncommon mods in their hands. They'll usually bash on popular, trendy mods and have or want U.S. Custom built mods.
Person 1: Look, I just got the new IPV!
Person 2: Oh, that's okay. Look at my new U.S. made custom built series, unregulated duel 18650 box mod with mos fut protection! #LowSerialNumbers!
Person 1: Oh wow, you're such a vape hipster!
by Branemu October 30, 2015
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