Half-T

A derogatory term used to describe size of penis. Originating from the length of golf tee placed in the ground, one can be deemed: quarter tee, half tee, full tee, or the much sought after, mega-tee.

Usage: to be used in conjunction with one's name, typically the surname.

"Hey there, Mega-Tee Johnson!"

"Watch, here comes Half-T Rahllis. He's been grumpy ever since we figured out why he has little man syndrome."

by The Angriest of Narwhaling January 28, 2014

Half brother

A younger brother who is half your blood, from either your mothers, or fathers side, but sometimes their a little pain but they are our fucking sibling of course

Half brother: HALF SIBLINGGG IM BORED
Older sibling or younger: later!!!!

by Justafucktard November 19, 2020

Half Mulen it

When you put less effort then you would be Half Assen it.

Even less then less of a job/activity.

pretty much not doing anything because there isn't no lower standard.

Example:A. Yo man whatd you do at school today?

B. Nuttn I was half mulen it all day man.

by CoLlisionZz April 17, 2010

Half meaty

When you get half of an erection from any activity involving a hot chick

Chris: whoa! That girl you were grinding with on the dancefloor was smokin!!!
Rich: right! I need to sit down, I'm half meaty!

by Choda warrior January 4, 2010

Half Ounce

Approximately 14 grams of marijuana. Cost around here (Florida Panhandle) is usually around $50-$60.

We were gonna buy a quarter for $30, but saved some bucks and bought a half ounce for $50.

by Kottonmouth King July 30, 2003

half a deuce

One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?

Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.

by "Smelly" Zach March 14, 2006

half-tard

a person who is incredibly stupid and lacks any kind of common sense

The kids in the LD classes were often rumored to be half-tards.

by Matt Avery October 12, 2003