Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

by September 27, 2020

Grammar Goblin

That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm

PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin

by Chedder-cheese May 31, 2022

Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly

She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in

by Goose the moose August 21, 2023

da Christmas goblin of leperchan land

a goblin that likes Christmas that comes from leperchan land

I am da Christmas goblin of leperchan land

by the 1234-anator January 21, 2025

Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

by hiknouse420 February 09, 2023

Knob Goblin

when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.

i did knob goblin with your mum last night

by Mateplz November 22, 2016

Goblin-Mode

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).

God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!

by RumpleShnopskins October 09, 2023