Yander-Friend

A person who’s eager to murder someone or something, yes, literally an object, or someone that hurt their best friend

“This is my Yander-Friend - …. You’ll get what it means if you hurt me 😄”

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙...

*word not made by me, it was by my friend.”

by Sketch(y) July 11, 2021

myspace friend

A person who you consider a friend but do not really know them at all. Sort of like your mllionth friend on myspace.

I don't really know john, he's just my myspace friend

by shituation room May 21, 2008

Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012

friend fishing

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.

Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."

by Skeptrix June 30, 2009

Friend with Deficits

A friend who reduces the amount of sex you have

P. 1: "I've never really talked to Joe. What's he like?"
P. 2: "He's really annoying to get drunk with 'cause he's a friend with deficits"

by Finnagin Frost January 13, 2017

Just a friend

Now that Adrien is here

GO TELL MARINETTE THAT SHE IS NOT JSUT A FRIEND

Adrien : Oh Marinette she is just a friend

by madscoobydontmesswithme8809 April 11, 2021

Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

by Turtle89 September 22, 2009