face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.
by Razzmatazz101 January 31, 2012
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Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
by Ryan197694 March 07, 2015
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Dooty Face

A person who always has a look on their face like they have to take a shit really bad
wow that Jerry has such a Dooty Face he must be an uptight prick
by zam1 July 15, 2009
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Flutter Face

A cute girl that you could see yourself dating, but there is some major barrier. Such as age, height, or etc.

"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
by Banff97 May 11, 2013
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Face-cull

Removal of someone from a Facebook friend list, often if the person isn't a real-life or close 'friend'.
'That bitch, she Face-culled me!'

'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'
by rit locus August 26, 2009
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torn faced

person who is grumpy or moody
pete is a torn faced twat
by Gogsyboy April 02, 2008
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Dairy-face

Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.
Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"

Marin: "A what?"

Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
by Gimpyadventures August 20, 2013
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