Cloodus and em

Cloodus and em Is a way to describe two best friends with the strongest bond possible. They always understand eachother whether they're joking or serious, they're always there for eachother no matter what, and they're always finding ways to make the other happy as can be. A cloodus would do anything for an em. Cloodus would risk getting in serious trouble if it meant he could hang out with em, after all, they do have the best times together. They can always find something to buy no matter what store they go to and will always find something to eat, whether it's cookie dough or popcorn. Nothing can ever separate these two because they've got big plans for the future.

Wow is that cloodus and em over there ?
Yeah, they never leave eachothers side.
Damn , I wish I had friends like that.

by Clydo July 2, 2017

I don't chase em, I replace em

When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one

Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em

by BiggieBiggieBiggie October 30, 2017

Cutest Of 'em All

What You Call A Special Person(Normally a Girl),Also Used When Someone Shows You a Cute Animal.

Example 1:
GIRL-You're The Best Boyfriend Ever!~
GUY-You're Cutest Of 'em All.~

Example 2:
Person 1-*Shows a Cute Video*
Person 2-Aww,Isn't That Cat The Cutest Of 'em All?

by ItsYaBoyThyrone March 11, 2018

em raef

"em raef" is simply "fear me" spelled backwards. It is a hidden message used to alert people that they should not feel safe around the person saying it.

A little boy was playing soccer with his friends, suddenly one of them kicked the ball over the fence to neighbour. The little boy went into the yard, his friends didn't see him again.

Then one old man came out, and shouted "EM RAEF!", the boys got really scared and ran away.

by lil ungrateful February 26, 2017

ems

Short for 'End My Suffering'
When you see something so cringeworthy you want to kill yourself or end your suffering.

emfs can also be used, meaning 'End my Fucking Suffering'.

-Have you seen the new trending hype, wearing leggings as pants?
*just ems

by ThisMayOrMayNotBeMadeByRobbe June 5, 2016

Butter 'em up

It's when you butter up your special parts.

"Sweety, would you kindly butter 'em up?"

"pls butter me up"

by ydffg May 19, 2016

princess em em

A fat useless cunt with weird coloured hair, usually found in maccies

Woah, look at that princess em em

by AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahfjhfhvsdfdsah May 16, 2016