Dani Effect

Named after our so called cause “Danisha” (or Dani for short). “The Dani Effect” is when you meet up with someone on discord after only talking for a few days. Those little talks will somehow become “BF/GF” material and your life will spiral out of control. Most of the time one of the sides featuring in this “relationship” will either be completely uninterested or completely heels over head, there’s no in-between.

Mudassar is just another victim of the Dani Effect

by MyManTony May 8, 2019

The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019

ward effect

This represents when you overstep your boundaries somewhere and you get introuble for it.

The ward effect has claimed this relationship.

by Blackgiant21 September 17, 2019

iStander Effect

When a group of people fail to help a victim because they're too busy filming the crime on their phones.

Poor Kitty Genovese Jr was killed because none of the twenty people filming her murder used their phones to call 911. Textbook iStander Effect.

by Aplusbar September 17, 2019

The Sands Effect

The Sands Effect occurs when you spend a night out drinking and get lucky enough to bring a girl back to your place. You only got the girl over because you were drunk and loose and free of any pressure. But because you were drunk your cock stays limp as if it were filled with sand. And because of this, sex is not and option. You go out the next night without drinking hoping to get the same girl over once more. You see the girl and at first she seems willing, but sober you is not good enough to get the girl over. So that night you go home with a cock harder than a rock, but with no female, only your left hand. And that ladies and gentleman is the sands effect.

One week into college Mateo had suffered The Sands Effect on three different occasions.

by Willy Boof September 18, 2019

school effect

The shitty feeling you get when u wake up to go to school Mainly the first day of school. Whenever a person thinks about the word school during the final days of their summer vacation it instills them with great fear, that it is so painful and can be described as stomach churning, numbness of their legs, and often making them extremely tired and might be so strong they faint.

*School effect*Ah shit here we go again

by Mph August 26, 2019

The Kurty Effect

The ability to subconsciously effect others in a harsh and negative way without them even knowing.

Wow, I cannot believe I have turned all of my friends into revolting hopeless alcoholics.. I must be a product of The Kurty Effect.

by GarPike69 September 10, 2019