Dude-fuel

Semen

Dante, the gayest man alive, likes dude-fuel in his ass.

Hannah loves Dante's dude-fuel.

Dante wakes up every morning covered in dude-fuel, proceeds to go to the dude-fuel bar for his next fill, then collects dude fuel from all the local homeless men until he passes out in an alleyway after injecting meth-heroin. Rinse (only figuratively) and repeat.

by The Real Grigori Rasputin September 16, 2013

dude brain

Dudebrain is when you are thinking about sex during a totally innocent and nonchalant conversation with a woman or a man (if tthats your preference).

"Man sorry that chick that walked by got me dude brained."
"Sorry I haven't gotten laid in a while. Dude brain happens."

by jennaveveism April 5, 2014

Dude

Slang for whales dick

Well I do not want to be hit by a dude

by NiteGrimwood December 18, 2014

Dude-Swing

A quick change in behavior or feelings in a short period of time. Much like "mood-swing" but for males only.

"Hey what happened to Josh? Is he ok?"
"Probably just a dude-swing."

by trumpeteer007 January 12, 2015

dude

friend, bro, compadre

hey dude what's going on

by Liz McClintock May 26, 2015

Dude

A good person you can have good times with and share good laughs.

I consider my friend Maria Vargas a good person, therefore she's a dude.

by 300sosababy May 31, 2015

Dude Lay

Pretty much the greatest feeling in the world. Dude laying consists of getting some of your closest dudes gathered around; and just laying down together. At least 3 dudes are recommended to have a full experience. Sharing covers between dudes are mandatory.

Yeah come over around 5 tonight, were gonna get the bros together and dude lay.

Jons a fag dude... He never wants to dude lay with us anymore.

by Dudebuster February 28, 2016