‘it’s the personal in the passenger seat that knows the better seat to drive and insist on telling the driver everything better’
As first told by Maria Toole in 2026 AD ‘I am the better seat driver’ her husband disputes this claim to this day.
by Maria Toole January 15, 2026
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She was very polite, very well spoken, and well dressed. I had no idea when I got her in bed she would be demanding “the stretch limo driver”!
by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026
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A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb
Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”
Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”
by Emcaz June 27, 2019
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by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025
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