Double Dipped Dumbass

Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.

"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"

by word burgler May 8, 2018

Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018

double u

A verbal representation of the 22nd letter of the alphabet.
Also the literal way of saying W.

- "Dude, how do you say the double v thing?"
- "That's W. As in double u."

by SumokuUido July 6, 2018

Double Crunch

A Double Crunch is when you suck dick on a beach and he has a sandy penis but you’re no quitter

1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.

Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter

by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

double edged

someone that doesn't care about who they're going to fuck, a bissexual person.

Richie — Man, Susie couldn't stop teasing me last night.
Felix — Doesn't she have a girlfriend, though?
Richie — Yeah but she's double edged, so I'd probably get twice the pussy.

by exact-@-mundo November 17, 2018

Double Virgin

An individual who in their past life died a virgin and are still a virgin in their current life.

Sam is such a double virgin

by shahzam November 28, 2018