text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.

"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"

by Modern Day Disorders August 08, 2017

nightmare disorder

A disorder characterized by frequent or nightly nightmares. But not night terrors.

Toby has Nightmare Disorder, so he's always sleep deprived.

by F-ingGhostRider January 24, 2019

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks September 27, 2016

osd (obsessive soccer disorder)

the state of being completely and utterly addicted to the sport soccer. (futbol)

girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.

by anna oup- June 04, 2019

Kalapsouslypoopsly disorder

SHITTING TO DEATH

Kalapsouslypoopsly disorder IS A DISORDER THAT MAKES YOU SHIT TO DEATH

by Offrix October 18, 2023

Acute Penial Disorder

The disorder of a small penis.

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.

by LukesSoBeast March 07, 2011

Cycling eating disorder

A disorder with episodes of endless hunger and binge eating. As well as episodes with a lack of hunger and a lack of eating.

Common in teen girls.

I had cycling eating disorder when I was a teenager.

by 459395 July 23, 2024