by bigboyballs445 December 7, 2023

The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.
by Lawls92 November 25, 2021

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.
by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.
by Batmanfr March 23, 2024
