A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.
Did you see Dave on that show? Because him and that Devin guy were the best ever! Humina humina humina humina…
by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021
Get the Dave mug.An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.
Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.
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Get the Dave Moment mug.A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.
by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021
Get the Dave mug.Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.
"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.
"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.
"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.
by StepOFFGeorge32 November 3, 2021
Get the Dave mug.A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
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