cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.

Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.

by Nisesh August 10, 2019

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Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk

The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".

by redhairetc June 1, 2018

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WARM CHEESE

CUM IN YO MOMS POCKET PUSSY

I just WARM CHEESE ur moms toys

by FortniteDaddy June 6, 2018

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Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.

I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

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Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty

If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”

by Iqruze January 17, 2020

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