Cat Roach

An indoor cat that spends most of it's time hidden and is only rarely spotted. Much like a cockroach.

"Have you seen the cat?"
"That's not a cat! It's a cat roach. It only comes out to feed!"

by Ms_Firebrand August 15, 2012

cats guts

What can be found between an elderly ladys legs once age and gravity have taken their toll !

Q. URRRGGH - whats that?
A. Why, thats my pussy !
Fuck me, is it dead coz all its guts are hanging out !!?!

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

Comic Cat

A comic created by Thaddeus Peters, also known as the god of our mortal realm.
It stars Comic, the second-best one, Ham, the second-best one, Dog, the second-best one, Snelly, the deceased one, the Turtle, the least-best one, and Red, the best one.

Person 1: Do you like Comic Cat?
Person 2: What is that, some weeb shit?
Person 1: Isn't that how every chain goe- I mean, it's good. Go look at it.

by SHBlaz April 11, 2019

Hippe Cat

A fat lazy cat that loves Cheez-its

My cat is a total Hippe Cat.

by Bobert The Bulfrog May 20, 2009

cat margarine

A sweaty drippage from between a females breast region dripping down to the vagina area. Forming a sticky substance and an odor compared to a dump truck.

My friend Dana came home from a sweet gym sesh, and seemed to brew up a bit of cat margarine.

by BigCountry6969 March 21, 2011

Internet cats

The internet equal of the bible.

Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

cat shepherd

A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.

Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)

by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013