bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put bums in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006

bum clitty

When one is dora the explorer for the rectum
you shall stumble upon the bum clitty
Mmmmm (;

Get thou bum clitty out yerr skanky hoe bag (;

by Anal Explorer February 17, 2008

Bum Squid

A horrible dirty excuse for a human being

Victor is such a bum squid

by John Broderico February 10, 2007

poop bum

A bum FULLL of poop

omg! look at my bum mommy! its full of poop! i have a poop bum!!

by mymomgotpoopinherbum March 6, 2011

nappy bum

Someone who has a large bum & in pants looks like they are wearing a nappy.
Equivelent to a females ghetto booty

look that at that boys bum in those jeans, now thats a nappy bum!

by hemmmm May 24, 2011

Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.

Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!

by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016

bum pal

British slang for a homosexual.

I saw Brian down the pub with his bum pal last night.

by copace August 2, 2006