by Zed Numar July 18, 2021
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Get the bite down mug.Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
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Get the cocoa dyno-bites mug.When your genital warts have started lining up along the hairline of your pubic hair and it starts to resemble the bite of a crocodile.
I was going down on my wife when I realized her warts had flared up and now she's got an Upsidedown crocodile bite!
by CrocBot May 23, 2022
Get the Upsidedown Crocodile Bite mug.1. Proper Noun: The acceptable hyphenated version of "Biteworthy" (see Biteworthy)
2. Adj: Any food or dish that one finds delicious or appetizing. Synonyms: Tasty, Yummy, Delicious.
2. Adj: Any food or dish that one finds delicious or appetizing. Synonyms: Tasty, Yummy, Delicious.
"That comic is funny and I consider them Bite-worthy."
"You should try the biscuits and gravy at that restaurant. They are very Bite-worthy."
"You should try the biscuits and gravy at that restaurant. They are very Bite-worthy."
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