buff bean

A very attractive person who oozes sauciness sassyness and sexyness, usually a lady who owns a bean but is a phrase which can also be used to describe rare buff bean males. It is a phrase commonly used in code to compliment eachother and remind your friends how stunning they are.

bintu and leonie walk around like two little buff beans:
Bintu: " hey leonie you lil buff bean, who you tryin' 2 impress?"

Leonie: "no one u lil bitch, i always look this good!"

by leonieo October 3, 2007

Clean Bean

A goody two shoes. Someone who doesn't commit bad acts and does so deliberately. This may be because they are overall morally good people, or they are on probation and will go to jail forever if they do not act good.

Yeah i used to steal cars all the time, but now that i'm on probation i don't commit any crimes, nope, I'm a Clean Bean.

by Young Pleazy December 16, 2008

smol bean

THE MOST GODDAMN ANNOYING THING EVER. IT IS USUALLY USED BY 12-YEAR OLD GIRLS WHEN DESCRIBING A SMALL ANIMAL OF SOME SORT OR AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT SEEMS REMOTELY GAY. OFTEN FOUND ON TUMBLR.

omg deku from mha is such a smol bean

by peemantis June 26, 2020

The Juanita Special Bean Dip

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.

by saladhaha July 27, 2010

Fiddling the bean

1. (verb). Male or female stimulation of the clitoris, whether it be by someone else or by the female owning the "bean."

1.Timmycoke was fiddling the bean of that fat girl for so long that the couch became wet with mysterious bodily fluids.
2. Due to her boyfriend cheating on her, Amy resorted to fiddling the bean all night.

by John Sinise, Marty McFly, William Fontaine. July 19, 2006

bean baging

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.

jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!

by elcaci April 27, 2009

Bemanded

When the lead singer in a band gets you for your Marlboros and calls you “numb nuts”.

Did you just get Bemanded by Axle Rose?

by Goldshaft August 29, 2021