rofl baked 

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

rofl baked by jon2kj June 27, 2009

fake baked 

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

fake baked by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

Baked Ziti

A delicious pasta dish involving ziti macaronni, tomato sauce, crushed meatballs, mozzarella cheese, herbs, and spices.
Ziti does not necessarily have to be baked, but tastes better when it is.

Since I'm Italian, every Sunday I have pasta and Chicken Cutlets. My favorite pasta dish is baked ziti.

Baked Ziti by sexy white boy August 28, 2005

Base-Up

When two bros are stationed at separate military bases, but are attempting to get stationed together.

Dude, when we base-up we'll get into all sorts of shit together.

I'm telling you, we're gonna rip it up as a wingman duo.

Base-Up by D audi March 12, 2012

Base 4.5 

Base 4 is just sex. Base 4.5 is also sex but with a little more interest. BDSM, Role play, Face Sitting, 69, e.c.t

Man, Ashley suggested we go to base 4.5 last night. I have been waiting for this for the whole 6 months we have been dating!

Base 4.5 by Inferno Blade November 2, 2014

Baed up 

When you're with someone; hanging out a lot, kissing, making plans, and are exclusive but are choosing not to date or aren't able to date because of circumstances. If you are baed up, it is understood that you are not looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend because you have someone in your life already.

Mark and I know that in a few months he will be leaving for college so we shouldn't make a big deal out of dating; but that didn't stop us from getting baed up for the summer at least.

Baed up by kiakahaforever June 11, 2016

Baedolf Titler

A whitty comeback for your special lady when she's nagging you.

Her: "Make sure you separate the laundry"
You: "ok Baedolf Titler, pff"

Baedolf Titler by Zenqueef January 9, 2020