A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitchmug. It's good but more consistent. Good is when something special has happened, but well, it doesn't have this; it's like good.
M: "How are you?"
A: "Well."
A: "Well."
by prestigewordsdefiner February 7, 2025
Get the Wellmug. I told you three times not to touch that vase! You damn well better clean up this mess before I lose my temper!
by Arminkshipper July 7, 2024
Get the Damn wellmug. by sluttykittengirl February 12, 2021
Get the Collin Wellsmug. Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.
Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.
Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.
Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.
Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma May 20, 2017
Get the medicine you digest so well latelymug. 
by Benny ha August 10, 2023
Get the well smellermug.