amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.

There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.

by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015

amber 2

the best kind of amber - the kind that comes from an alternate reality. passing interest uranus.

"what the hell just happened?" "amber 2 is here"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 27, 2023

amber m

curly haired sweetie pie

amber m?? what a NITTY!!!!

by kohinos May 7, 2024

Ambered

Amber Heard as a verb, to be Ambered.

To be stuck in a relationship for a prolonged period of time with a female who is next level toxic. Stuck just like the mosquito in jurassic park, stuck with one side of a relationship killed. Just like Johnny, to be in Amber for years as a curse.

A) My gawd, I found out my sister in law threatens and beats my brother on the daily!

B) Dayum, he's been Ambered for a looooong time.

by Less Stoicism August 3, 2022

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

Amber

DE god

Amber had een 9 op transport. Hij is echt een god

by Nietflorian June 10, 2022