Poodle Friend

Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.

Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!

That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!

Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!

by poodlesRus April 16, 2009

Sideline Friend

You're the friend that can never make it to events and you often watch your best friends fall in love leaving you for a third wheel position. Then when they break-up, you're caught in the middle of friendships usually making you chose a friend over the other. You've lost a majority of your friends because they either moved or you lost contact with them. You're actually lonely although you have plenty of friends. You're not really open and you fear to lose your best friends or you don't want to get close and then lose them. So now you just watch from the sideline as sort of a cheerleader. You're close enough to be supportive and far enough to watch everything being played out and find your position among your friends. In all honesty, you want the hugs, hangout days, birthday parties, and movies days. But you don't want to deal with the emotions of losing them either to death or a break-off. You don't like taking risks in relationships which most likely is the reason you're single. A lot of girls/guys like you and you even have one person desperately wanting to be with you. But from you first Crush/Relationship you learned a hard lesson of following your head and not your heart. So From the sidelines, you will watch until the opportunity comes, as the Cheerleader.

I love my best friends but I can never make it to their performances. I hate being one the sidelines but ig I gotta stay.

Her and zack are back together now, time to get new friends I guess.#Sideline Friend
Okay...they both told me the problems they had with each other and how bad it is to be friends with them. #Sideline Friend

by Ryan Jay Jone February 26, 2018

Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

by Turtle89 September 22, 2009

Thursday Friend

-You're tagged in at least 100 pictures together BUT You don't even know their major...

The friends that you make in college or university ..that you only see once its Thursday night and you're intoxicated.

Rachel-oh my god!!, you're so cool.... i like love youuuuuu

Thursday Friend- you're the greatest person i have ever met ..why don't we ever hang out?

Rachel- yah lets HANG OUT TOMORROW

next day...

Rachel-hey
Thursday Friend-hey

*awkwardly walk past each other in the halls*

by GoNadzz November 30, 2010

Just a friend

Now that Adrien is here

GO TELL MARINETTE THAT SHE IS NOT JSUT A FRIEND

Adrien : Oh Marinette she is just a friend

by madscoobydontmesswithme8809 April 11, 2021

Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012

friends with benefits

When 2 friends r attracted 2 each other in a sexual way but neither wants the committment of a relationship. the 2 usually care for each other tho.

After hooking up with him, i knew that our relationship would never be anything more than friends with benefits.

by advice.giver June 11, 2006