Crack sweat

The itchy, annoying, smelly, totally unnecessary sweat that builds up in your asscrack, just above your asshole (where you'd grow a tail if you had one) - usually on hot days, or after strenuous physical exercise - or all the time on fat people.

I wish they'd come up with an anti-perspirant specifically for crack sweat!

by Kalisiin March 12, 2011

Crack The Carrot

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!

Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.

by sirly1 April 3, 2008

Crack top

This is the alternative name for the Hilltop district in Tacoma Washington. This area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.

Is that restaurant on North J street?

No, it's on South J street.

Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't

feel like having my car broken into when we go to the

restaurant.

Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.

Good I'm hungry!

Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!

by Stewart Larkin July 17, 2007

cracked

see whack

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Crack Itch

When your ass crack itches like crazy and wont stop no matter how hard or how often you scratch it.

Person 1: Dude, my ass is itching like crazy and it wont stop!
Person 2: Damn, you got the crack itch

by theaeroplaneflieshigh August 9, 2010

penis on crack

when the dick is so crazy good.

Justin's penis on crack scared Selena away.

by -Q January 3, 2016

through the cracks

Some fall through the cracks, others peek through.

Falling through the cracks, many Americans took to the streets in massive protest of racial injustice and police brutality. Peeking through the cracks, many Americans watched in fear as the streets were filled with anger and pain they could hardly comprehend.

by Monkey's Dad June 3, 2020