furry mermaid

when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.

So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.

"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"

by one armed sex robot October 31, 2008

Furry potato

cat

"wow, a furry potato."
"you mean a cat?

by Dizope April 19, 2019

Furry People

People who enjoy engaging in sexual acts with others while dressed as, and pretending to be animals

Daaaamn, I saw those furry people on the train and I was like 'which forrest we in tonight lads?'

by Mist and furries November 2, 2019

Furry diesel

When a furry is involved with mechanical items such as trucks and electric dildos

Damn Daniel , back at it again with the furry diesel

by Political Furrie August 12, 2016

Furry pulse

A furry that forces you do Fur-day and has no true motivation aside from that.

That dude is has a furry pulse..

by shimmereffect December 19, 2020

Furry beating

When someone spams a furry with offensive terms

Person: If you don't shut up I will give you a furry beating

Furry: UwU please don't hurt me *whines uncontrollably*

by Casual main April 1, 2021

furry grin

the grin you give after eating ones ass with a full mouth of hair

guy 1: my girl ate my ass out last night

guy 2: did she have a furry grin?

guy 1: ya it was gross.

by cal hunter May 15, 2014