Kentucky flat iron

When you do a hot rail of meth off of a woman who has no breasts

It's only a Kentucky flat iron if you're either in Kentucky, or she's from Kentucky

"I gave her a Kentucky flat iron and I haven't slept in 3 days!"

by Toe_knuckles March 16, 2023

Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown

"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"

by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!

Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025

flat doggie

When you are giving it to your partner as they lay flat on their stomachs

We use many sexual positions, but flat doggie is my favorite😍

by anonymous June 4, 2025

Flat Worm Friday

Every Friday we honor, celebrate and remember “Flat Worm Friday”for all the flat worms

I can’t wait for it to be Flat Worm Friday

by DidItWork June 13, 2025

Flat Stanley

A blunt not worth smoking. Generally such little weed that it turns flat when held

“Nah roll up another. I don’t smoke that flat stanley”

by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024

Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024