November 1

Smash Pumpkins day! It’s the day after Halloween so go get your pumpkins, grab a sledge hammer, and beat the shit out of them.

Person 1: it’s November 1! You know what that means?

Person 2: WHERE’S THE PUMPKINS

Person 1 & 2: *smashes pumpkins*

by DoritoIlluminati666 November 1, 2019

December 1

National nut day. This is national nut day. On this day all the surviving soldiers from no nut November are allowed to nut for the first time in 30 days

Man: hey today is December 1
Man 2: looks like I can finally nut again

by KVMO November 2, 2019

prdxq.1

A person who is not messed with and is feared.

Dont mess with prdxq.1 hes on a madness

by Joey sirgaivic nazarov November 22, 2021

June 1

National Lick your dog day

Girl: licks dog

Boy: what are you doing

Girl: what is lick you dog day June 1

by Girl1209 November 22, 2021

November 1

November 1 is national clap day 😉

It’s national make up ur own holiday

Jack: clap
Brad:for what
Jack: it’s November 1

by Maddddieee November 1, 2021

November 1

It's National dress up day, wear some fancy clothes and strut your stuff! Only you can't wear a dress! So get creative

"Why does she look so fancy today?"
"Oh you don't know? It's November 1st"
"Ya today is dress up day."

by Red-hot Habanero November 1, 2021

November 1

National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day

Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.

You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!

by anonymous November 1, 2021